They tell you to be careful because maybe you don't want to meet your heroes. I've met pretty much every one, and I've never been let down.

I'm not 'Blockbuster Boy.' I never wanted to be. I wasn't looking for that.

We would just go out and line up a bunch of cans and shoot with rifles, handguns and at times, submachine guns... When I was a kid it was a controlled atmosphere, we weren't shooting at humans... we were shooting at cans and bottles mostly. I will most certainly take my kids out for target practice.

I realized that it was great to have a job, but it didn't have anything remotely to do with what I was striving for, so why was I doing it?

I have toyed with the idea of playing it straight. But, like I say, I really believe we are all out of our minds at some level.

Tomorrow it'll all be over, then I'll have to go back to selling pens again.

The idea of directing a film is a strange one for me. I feel anti-mathematical, in a way, in that sense. I don't like when things make sense. I prefer if they don't.