My recipe for success is chance, basically. Just luck. It's a miracle that people still hire me after some of the stuff I've gotten away with. Honestly!

If you had to chose one half of your son, which one would it be?" What kind of a question is that?!" No need to snap. It was just a question.

It really depends on what the screenplay is asking of you, and what your responsibility is to that character. You have the author's intent to deal with, you have the filmmaker's vision, and then you have your own wants, desires and needs for the character. It's collaborative. But I knew, right off the bat, that there was no way to go into some sort of pink-haired, clown-nosed character with Ronald McDonald shoes.

When you realize you're essentially you're God, there ain't nothing on earth more powerful than you, you can do anything you want.

I'm not a great pothead or anything like that... but weed is much, much less dangerous than alcohol.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.