Tomorrow it'll all be over, then I'll have to go back to selling pens again.

Smooth sailing is what I hope for. No, I'm okay with no big ups, no big downs, it's all right. Just go full steam ahead, all things well and good, yeah. I mean as a family man, all you want is, as a dad, pure happiness for your kids, that's a universal parent thing. Yeah, that's it, that's my dream, happy kids.

It's awful bad luck to bring a woman aboard the ship." "It's awful worse luck not to.

My body is my journal, and my tattoos are my story.

I'm not even born yet. I'm still trying. I'm still pushing. I don't ever want to get to a place where I feel satisfied.

I love to smoke. I wish I had more than two hands so I can hold more cigars

The only responsibility I feel is to deliver something that's new or at least to attempt that. The real responsibility is to entertain and to try and make people laugh.