The idea of directing a film is a strange one for me. I feel anti-mathematical, in a way, in that sense. I don't like when things make sense. I prefer if they don't.

It's good to experience Hollywood in short bursts, I guess. Little snippets. I don't think I can handle being here all the time, it's pretty nutty.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

I'm not sure I'm adult yet.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

My daughter was asked by a little old lady in a London hotel restaurant what her daddy did. She answered, “He’s a pirate” - I was very proud of that answer.

If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap me.