I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.

I went through various stages in my childhood, as we all do, various stages of obsessions with people and things. And I did. I wanted to be the first white Harlem Globetrotter.

I realized that it was great to have a job, but it didn't have anything remotely to do with what I was striving for, so why was I doing it?

You can't plan the kind of deep love that results in children. Fatherhood was not a conscious decision. It was part of the wonderful ride I was on. All the math finally worked.

In terms of playing like a straight leading man type thing, I feel like all these guys are kind of not necessarily leading men but straight kind of characters. Even though they may seem bizarre or strange, I feel like I think everybody's nuts. I mean, I really do. And the weirdest thing in the world is to see some guy who is just super earnest.

You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren't allowed to be normal.