People get famous now for I-don't-know-what. People have reality shows because they're a Hollywood socialite, and these things become very successful and they generate a shitload of money for the company. And it's multiplying, to where you're literally looking into your next door neighbor's bathroom with reckless abandon. It is like watching a fire. You can't take your eyes off of it.

[on buying a private island] Money doesn't buy you happiness, but it buys you a big enough yacht to sail right up to it.

It's an odd thing when there is a fan page for my daughter who is not yet 13.

I love to smoke. I wish I had more than two hands so I can hold more cigars

A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.

They (the people of Puerto Rico) are truly the sweetest people on earth.

I suppose nowadays it's all a question of surgery, isn't it? Of course the notion is beautiful, the idea of staying a boy and a child forever, and I think you can. I have known plenty of people who, in their later years, had the energy of children and the kind of curiosity and fascination with things like little children. I think we can keep that, and I think it's important to keep that part of staying young. But I also think it's great fun growing old.