[on buying a private island] Money doesn't buy you happiness, but it buys you a big enough yacht to sail right up to it.

I'm not blockbuster boy.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Religion is a fascinating black hole to me.

There come a time, when good man must wear mask.

Over the years all these vampire movies have come out and nobody looks like a vampire anymore.

Tomorrow it'll all be over, then I'll have to go back to selling pens again.