The idea of dancing is the only thing that scares me.

How many chances to you get to make a musical about a serial killer? The minute Tim Burton approached me, I was in.

My daughter was asked by a little old lady in a London hotel restaurant what her daddy did. She answered, “He’s a pirate” - I was very proud of that answer.

America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive.

Any man who had to carry a child would cave in around month two.

I actually tell lies for a living. Exactly. I mean, that's what acting is, really.

It's an odd thing when there is a fan page for my daughter who is not yet 13.