Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

If you really take a step back and observe people who are considered super-normal and watch them a bit, you'll realize that they're actually completely out of their minds! Most people are really nuts, and that's fascinating.

I actually tell lies for a living. Exactly. I mean, that's what acting is, really.

I found the evil in myself a long time ago, and I've accepted it. We're old friends.

If I can avoid the mirror when I brush my teeth in the morning, I will. I find security and safety in the most profound degree of ignorance. If you can just stay ignorant of almost everything you'll be OK. It's fine to stay informed and look at things, but to judge things will bog you down.

Once you get on the ship, everything is fine. Once you get on land, everything is not so fine.