Jews and Muslims who don't accept Jesus will burn in hell.

Homosexuality is the handiwork of Satan.

Now, who can call 'Good Friday' good? - A term too oft misunderstood - You, who were bought by the blood of His cross, You can call 'Good Friday' good.

Cutting the space budget really restores my faith in humanity. It eliminates dreams, goals, and ideals and lets us get straight to the business of hate, debauchery, and self-annihilation.

The end of the world is approaching, maybe by the year 2010.

Religious Cult: The church down the street from yours.

Science Fiction: Any scientific acclaim that omits God