The end of the world is approaching, maybe by the year 2010.
Cutting the space budget really restores my faith in humanity. It eliminates dreams, goals, and ideals and lets us get straight to the business of hate, debauchery, and self-annihilation.
Science Fiction: Any scientific acclaim that omits God
Religious Cult: The church down the street from yours.
Homosexuality is the handiwork of Satan.
Jews and Muslims who don't accept Jesus will burn in hell.