I played so bad, I got a get-well card from the IRS.
Most announcers play pattycake, pattycake with the players they're covering.
When Nicklaus plays wells well, he wins. When he plays badly, he finishes second. When he plays terribly, he finishes third.
In golf, 'close' is like the north and south rim of the Grand Canyon.
Only one golfer in a thousand grips the club lightly enough.
For me, 'choking' is just another term in golf.