I played so bad, I got a get-well card from the IRS.
The mental aspect of golf is what makes golf such a great sport.
Most announcers play pattycake, pattycake with the players they're covering.
When Nicklaus plays wells well, he wins. When he plays badly, he finishes second. When he plays terribly, he finishes third.
Look, I'm not trying to be critical when I'm on the air.
Golf's Holy Grail - a genius course.