Every day I try to tell myself that this is going to be fun today. I try to put myself in a great frame of mind before I go out - then I screw it up with the first shot.

Most announcers play pattycake, pattycake with the players they're covering.

It's not what you accomplish in life that matters; it's what you overcome.

I played so bad, I got a get-well card from the IRS.

Pebble is a piece of sacred ground. They say it's the greatest meeting of land and water in the world. This course was heaven designed - just the way it fits on the land.

If you don't like my announcing, you don't like me.

Nobody ever heard Jack Nicklaus say "I don't know" about anything.