Golf's Holy Grail - a genius course.
I played so bad, I got a get-well card from the IRS.
Most announcers play pattycake, pattycake with the players they're covering.
Nobody ever heard Jack Nicklaus say "I don't know" about anything.
The mental aspect of golf is what makes golf such a great sport.
In golf, 'close' is like the north and south rim of the Grand Canyon.