Heaven looks a lot like New Jersey.
I'm not a clotheshorse or a big shoes guy.
I went to a radio station on Long Island in 1982, and thank goodness for me, it was so new that there was no receptionist. So the DJ opened up his booth, and took my tape and listened to it and thought it was a hit song.
Jersey girls have this inner glow that makes them more beautiful than any other girls.
Success is falling nine times and getting up ten.
And I laughed so hard I think I died