How can the Replacements be the best band of the 80s when I've never even heard of them?

If you wanted to torture me, you'd tie me down and force me to watch our first five videos.

When you're about to give up and your heart's about to break, remember that you're perfect, God makes no mistakes.

Do you really want to know why I'm doing all this goodwill, and why I'm an ambassador for Habitat for Humanity and why I gave a million to [relief efforts for Hurricane] Katrina? It's because I feel guilty about the huge hole in the ozone layer my haircuts created. It's my responsibility to right the wrongs of the Eighties.

I can't sing a love song Like the way it's meant to be Well, I guess I'm not that good anymore But baby, that's just me

It's not hard to get a girl if I wanted one. But it doesn't mean you want it, and even if you did, you're certainly not going to rub it in anybody's face.

I walk these streets, a loaded six string on my back I play for keeps, 'cause I might not make it back; I been everywhere, and I'm standing tall I've seen a million faces an I've rocked them all.