How can the Replacements be the best band of the 80s when I've never even heard of them?

I was just another long-haired teenage kid with visions of grandeur, strumming a tennis racket or a broom in front of his bedroom mirror.

Women have always ruled my life, be it my mother, my wife, my assistant, or my daughter, so I don't really fight with them. I relinquished control years ago.

The internet and social networking are new avenues for the next Bob Dylan to be born on.

It's not hard to get a girl if I wanted one. But it doesn't mean you want it, and even if you did, you're certainly not going to rub it in anybody's face.

I went to Catholic school in and out. I'm what you call a recovering Catholic. I have many major issues with the church.

It's my life and it's now or never.