Map out your future, but do it in pencil.

You better stand tall when they're calling you out, don't bend, don't break, and don't back down!

If Elton John and Madonna had a baby it would be Lady Gaga.

And I laughed so hard I think I died

I didn't vote for [President Bush]. But I've never said anything bad about the guy because I have respect for the office.

I'll be there forever and a day - Always I'll be there till the stars don't shine Till the heavens burst and The words don't rhyme And I know when I die, you'll be on my mind And I'll love you - Always

The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.