I'm only as successful as the guy that lives down the street from me.

Some of my best friends are gay guys, and they said, "You're so straight, we're not interested."

I don't work well outside the lines; my report card once read, "doesn't play well with others."

What drew me to politics in the first place was the fact that I wanted to have a place to take a stand and use my voice to express what I believed in. But I've no longer got any political aspirations. I feel that as a politician, fifty per cent of people would hate you before you even left the house.

With an iron-clad fist, I wake up and French-kiss the morning.

It's not hard to get a girl if I wanted one. But it doesn't mean you want it, and even if you did, you're certainly not going to rub it in anybody's face.

Find an independent woman-who loves you for you and will be your best friend. I got it right the first time and was very, very lucky.