I would kick this bad world's ass if I could just get on my feet

Nobody's dumb in this relationship [with his wife] or in the relationships of any of the other guys in the band. But it's also not the cliché that those on the outside envision.

A friend of mine, a friend of yours. My better half, Richard Stephen Sambora

The Rolling Stones set the bar to where I look to as a band. But I don't envision myself touring in the way they do. My knees won't hold out.

Some of my best friends are gay guys, and they said, "You're so straight, we're not interested."

If Elton John and Madonna had a baby it would be Lady Gaga.

Guys will take one pair of jeans, five T-shirts and three pair of socks and that'll get you by for 10 weeks.