I would kick this bad world's ass if I could just get on my feet

All I have is this guitar, these chords and the truth.

Women rule the world. It's not really worth fighting because they know what they're doing. Ask Napoleon. Ask Adam. Ask Richard Burton or Richie Sambora. Many a man has crumbled.

Don't get too comfortable with who you are at any given time - you may miss the opportunity to become who you want to be.

And I laughed so hard I think I died

Each one of you has something no one else has, or has ever had: your fingerprints, your brain, your heart. Be an individual. Be unique. Stand out. Make noise. Make someone notice. That's the power of individuals.

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip.