Ground the main character in stupidity. Hire a good cast and a good crew.

If you're doing stand-up, there is no fourth wall; you're engaging an audience.

I suppose we all have a lil' inner or outer a-hole inside of us, just waiting for the right opportunity to rear their own beautiful buttholes.

I didn't necessarily set out to think of a show to make fun of reality shows.

I’m sort of known in the comedy community as “Smooth Sailing,” just ’cause everything always goes great. I’ve always had success at every turn.

It's always been about when I do theater, the audience is just a viewer, not taking part in what's onstage. Whereas if you're doing stand-up, it's inclusive.

I don't mind not having recognition. If it happens, fine, but it doesn't bother me that it's not there.