I've gotten away with a lot in my life. The older you get the more you realize you're not getting away with it, it's taking its toll somewhere. So you try not to put yourself in those situations. Part of the mysterious process called growing up. Some people do that better than others

I played Winnie the Pooh in first grade. I was an early adopter of standing in front of people and looking like an idiot.

I think pets are great. They're better than kids, that's for sure.

The great thing about getting older is living life.

Whether it's Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated.

I'm able to leave Don Draper at work. I'm quite dissimilar from him in real life

I came in the Dawson's Creek era; it was all about tiny guys who looked like teenagers, and I haven't looked like a teenager ever. So I was, like, auditioning to be their dads. At 25.