I don't even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!

I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.

I've always liked Kate Winslet. She's pretty, smart, and talented.

I never read a self-help book except for the Bible.

I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone downhill.

Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you.

Build a rocket ship and leave the earth!