I had rather get a root canal without anesthesia than to call your customer service office for help.

I'm sorry I thought I paid my bill. I was wrong.

You can call me 10 times a day to pay this bill but, I do not owe your company any money.

Help! The customer service representative doesn't understand my problem.

Success for me is to go out there and dominate.

I'm crazy enough to believe that maybe I'll never lose a fight.

My account is paid up. Your records are wrong.