Hell will freeze over before I send you any money for this unwarranted bill.

The customer service representative hung up on me when I asked to talk to a supervisor.

I've dominated a majority of my opponents. Very few people I only win against. Most of the time it's pretty one-sided. That's success to me.

I'm just really not even that huge of a UFC fan. If you go on my Instagram or Twitter, you will notice ... people that I've actually met and hung out with, you know, I'm not like a huge UFC guy.

The mighty army of time is without equal.

I had rather get a root canal without anesthesia than to call your customer service office for help.

Thank you for helping me solve this problem.