I've been on hold for 30 minutes. I just got disconnected.

I've dominated a majority of my opponents. Very few people I only win against. Most of the time it's pretty one-sided. That's success to me.

I'm not going to pay this bill. I don't owe you any money. You do what you got to do!

My account is paid up. Your records are wrong.

Oh no. I got a customer service person from another country.

I'm just really not even that huge of a UFC fan. If you go on my Instagram or Twitter, you will notice ... people that I've actually met and hung out with, you know, I'm not like a huge UFC guy.

If you fail to pay your bill by 9 AM tomorrow morning your service will be discontinued.