My account is paid in full. So, why are you calling me?

How the hell can I owe that much? That's not right.

Peace is one of the greatest gifts we can leave our children.

I don't have a list, really. I just want to fight guys that are highly respected by the fans, and I want to fight guys who make me nervous. With high risk comes great reward. I want to be a champion that can honestly look people in the eye and say, "I've fought the best guys in the world."

Most customer service people are great. It's that one customer service person from hell that drives me crazy!

I'm just a different machine than I used to be, where now I've taken my diet more serious than I ever have in my life, and I've gotten way small. My physique is just completely different to the way it used to be.

I paid my bill. Let me speak to your supervisor!