I know you have been waiting on hold for 40 minutes, but I can't answer your question.
My account is paid in full. So, why are you calling me?
I have been on the phone 30 minutes with you and you haven't helped me solve this problem.
Hell will freeze over before I send you any money for this unwarranted bill.
Everything is a possibility. I believe we're put on this earth to think big and dream big.
My biggest complaint about customer service is that I am put on hold too long.