Having to call your customer service department is like falling off a six story building.

The mighty army of time is without equal.

If you fail to pay your bill by 9 AM tomorrow morning your service will be discontinued.

I'm just really not even that huge of a UFC fan. If you go on my Instagram or Twitter, you will notice ... people that I've actually met and hung out with, you know, I'm not like a huge UFC guy.

I paid my bill. Let me speak to your supervisor!

There's no worse feeling than being in front of a guy with six-pack abs, muscles popping out of his shoulders, veins popping out of his arms, and you know he's swinging for the fences, in front of all your friends and family, and you can't breathe. You can't breathe no matter how much moves you know. You start to panic. You start to feel a drowning sensation. It's the worst feeling in the world.

Today is the best day to accomplish something.