I would love to have a part opposite a great actor - like, say, Pacino or De Niro or Hoffman. And to work with a top director. That's my dream.

I would love to have a part opposite a great actor - like, say, Pacino or De Niro or Hoffman. And to work with a top director. That's my dream.

You want everyone to be great and funny. I'm not saying I'm great, but I'm funny.

In comedy, you have to do all of the same stuff you do in drama and then put the comedy on top of it. You, the actor, are aware of the comedy but the character is oblivious. And you have to have a sense of humor.

The problem with the economy isn't that people aren't paying their fair share of taxes.

I don't want to talk about myself, that's for other people to say, so I'm not saying I was so talented.

How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.