I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time's a charm.
Jon StewartI know that my job is to perform, it wouldn't be a very interesting show if I just came out one day and said, "I'm going to sit here in a ball and rock back and forth. And won't you join me for a half hour of sadness."
Jon StewartWhy can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"
Jon Stewart