A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.'

Well, I'm sold. I'll take one America.

I can only fight back in a way that I feel like I'm talented.

People! Take to the streets and scream 'BE REASONABLE!'

By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.

Across the nation, thousands of people are lining up in hospital waiting rooms, out the doors, down the steps, around the corners, and behind the hedges, waiting for their inoculations. Here's another idea for avoiding the flu: DON'T stand outside in the cold for hours around lots of other people.

The country of Mexico has just gotten its first Taco Bell. You're Welcome. Finally, Mexicans will have access to... Mexican food. Bon appetit. I can't imagine how confused they will be when they get a taco.