A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.'

Thus, I've created humour.

The rise of secularism has brought about an increase in hostility toward things religious.

And then you've got Lieberman, who is for the war. And thinks the tax cuts could really help. He's basically for people who want to vote for Bush but don't think Bush is Jewish enough.

Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claims there are no homosexuals in Iran, just like there are no gay conservatives in the US.

New York City isn't Chuck E. Cheese. We don't have ball pits for the kids to play in. We have titty bars and crack.

I never thought I'd say this, but I miss voter fraud.