Whatever, man. Scorsese thinks I’m awesome

We're not going to get the jack-booted thugs stomping on a human face that you get in '1984' but we might get the 'Brave New World' where the biggest problem there is how to deal with the fact that everyone is so happy...[W]hat we're going to get is a nanny-type of fascism, if we get one at all...[S]imply because the nanny-state wants to hug you doesn't mean it's not tyrannical if you don't want to be hugged.

Go to the great city of Nineveh and proclaim to it the message I give you.

You're coming to Buzzfeed's homepage not for yourself, but to find something to share with someone else.

Research by the Keller Fay Group finds that only 7 percent of word-of-mouth happens online.

They don't understand that I'm just choosing to be dumb. I'm not dumb. I'm just choosing not to be smart at the moment, but if I put in effort, then I could be really smart, but I choose not to.

One upside of the heat. Kind of cool to see a cat pant.