And the Lord God prepared a plant and made it come up over Jonah, that it might be shade for his head to deliver him from his misery. So Jonah was very grateful for the plant.

Go to the great city of Nineveh and preach against it, because its wickedness has come up before me.

Forty more days and Nineveh will be overthrown.

They don't understand that I'm just choosing to be dumb. I'm not dumb. I'm just choosing not to be smart at the moment, but if I put in effort, then I could be really smart, but I choose not to.

Don't walk next to me, it looks gay.

Whatever, man. Scorsese thinks I’m awesome

It would be better for me to die than to live.