I've really never written about my relationships, or things like that. I wouldn't want to divulge things that were too private.

I drink coffee. Without coffee, I probably couldnt write.

I am always the source of the worst rumors about myself.

I didn't play or like a lot of board games as a child. I liked playing with my G.I. Joes and making up adventures for them.

A lot of readers have actually helped me, been really sweet to me... So maybe my cry for help has sometimes been answered.

I don't like to publicly acknowledge being a Jew.

I've always been inspired by Don Quixote as a role model of sorts, of the power of books to sort of make you insane in maybe a beautiful way.