For me, the past is dead. Can't go back.

There's no shortage of material in life.

I don't like to publicly acknowledge being a Jew.

People don't expect too much from literature. They just want to know they're not alone with being confused.

I am always the source of the worst rumors about myself.

I'm also not sure that I look up to others as knowing what the hell is going on, except maybe Andre Agassi, who, when I interviewed him, while covering the U.S. Open, seemed to know what was going on. My basic assumption is that we're all confused all the time. Some people do act more confident, though. Maybe they aren't confused. I am. I'm confused.

Having a show get canceled is like, 'Oh, you have caviar between your teeth,' you know what I mean? Because you had a show in the first place.