If you are a success in life, there are places you must go and pay to be humiliated. It is an unwritten law that human beings must be tormented throughout their lives in one way or another. If you are fortunate enough to have risen to a social level where no one does it to you for free, then you must pay for the service.

I had always liked blind dates. If nothing else, it was an interesting way of discovering what people thought of you.

Your boyfriend had a dream about potatoes and you're asking me to interpret it? I'm just old. Being old doesn't mean you know more; it means you ate enough fiber.

Ive never seen myself as a fantasy writer-ever.

Yo can always take back the lost parts of yourself if you can find and recognize them.

Dogs are minor angels, and I don't mean that facetiously. They love unconditionally , forgive immediately, are the truest of friends, willing to do anything that makes us happy

For an adult, eating alone at McDonald's is admitting a kind of defeat.