If you are a success in life, there are places you must go and pay to be humiliated. It is an unwritten law that human beings must be tormented throughout their lives in one way or another. If you are fortunate enough to have risen to a social level where no one does it to you for free, then you must pay for the service.

Fear pounds on the door to our heart demanding to be let in. Joy is modest and often comes into our lives like a shy person entering a room; it can take a while to even notice it's there.

Just write about what bites you and damn the rest.

Both young children and old people have a lot of time on their hands. That's probably why they get along so well.

I had always liked blind dates. If nothing else, it was an interesting way of discovering what people thought of you.

I would have given him everything. I would have pulled down planets to make our life work.

Women are always complaining about men's fascination with breasts. But what if men were absolutely indifferent to breasts? What would women do then with these things that serve one function once or twice in a lifetime, and the rest of the time are just in the way?