Your boyfriend had a dream about potatoes and you're asking me to interpret it? I'm just old. Being old doesn't mean you know more; it means you ate enough fiber.

I read less of everything now. With only fond memories of others' work, it will be interesting to give my own journal writing a try now.

The only question that nobody ever asks is: What breaks your heart? I think that should be asked of all "artists."... So, what breaks your heart?

Both young children and old people have a lot of time on their hands. That's probably why they get along so well.

Everyone coming out of a perfume store is smelling the back of their hand.

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.

Most men think they are good drivers. Most women think they are good in bed. They aren't.