Your boyfriend had a dream about potatoes and you're asking me to interpret it? I'm just old. Being old doesn't mean you know more; it means you ate enough fiber.

Eating is sex for old people.

Dogs are here to remind us life really is a simple thing. You eat, sleep, take walks, and pee when you must. That's about all there is. They are quick to forgive trespasses and assume strangers will be kind.

You know people don't get better as we get older- we just get more of who we are.

I read less of everything now. With only fond memories of others' work, it will be interesting to give my own journal writing a try now.

I forgive nothing. If you stole my orange crayon in the fifth grade, you're still on my hit list, buddy.

Just write about what bites you and damn the rest.