Even the handsomest men do not have the same momentary effect on the world as a truly beautiful woman does.

Most men think they are good drivers. Most women think they are good in bed. They aren't.

If you are a success in life, there are places you must go and pay to be humiliated. It is an unwritten law that human beings must be tormented throughout their lives in one way or another. If you are fortunate enough to have risen to a social level where no one does it to you for free, then you must pay for the service.

I started a short story but it was so dreary that even my pen threw up.

Coffee on an airplane always smells bad. Whenever it is served, suddenly the whole cabin stinks of it.

Old people are often impatient, but for what?

If it was as logical as that, I wouldn't continue to feel as bad as I do. I know what you're saying, and you're absolutely right in a way. But logic and rationality only go so far. Then you know what happens? Ha! Then your heart adds its two cents and everything reasonable goes right-out-the-window.