You know people don't get better as we get older- we just get more of who we are.

Coffee on an airplane always smells bad. Whenever it is served, suddenly the whole cabin stinks of it.

If you are a success in life, there are places you must go and pay to be humiliated. It is an unwritten law that human beings must be tormented throughout their lives in one way or another. If you are fortunate enough to have risen to a social level where no one does it to you for free, then you must pay for the service.

Why do people always gesture with their hands when they talk on the phone?

Although our emotions sometimes behave like spoiled, selfish children, unfortunately we cannot send them to their room or tell them to stop screaming.

The only question that nobody ever asks is: What breaks your heart? I think that should be asked of all "artists."... So, what breaks your heart?

Learn to wait; invariably either things will change or your heart will.