Both young children and old people have a lot of time on their hands. That's probably why they get along so well.
Jonathan CarrollMost men think they are good drivers. Most women think they are good in bed. They aren't.
Jonathan CarrollYo can always take back the lost parts of yourself if you can find and recognize them.
Jonathan CarrollThe future is fastidious and punctual. It keeps perfect time and arrives everywhere on the dot. In contrast, its slacker brother the past has no use for clocks or appointments. It comes and goes as it pleases in our memory, camping out wherever the hell it damn well wants to in there. Untrustworthy, prone to exaggeration, biased- you wouldn't lend it ten cents, but it *sure* can be charming and seductive when it feels like it.
Jonathan Carroll