I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.

I won't quarrel with my bread and butter.

The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it.

It is likewise to be observed that this society hath a peculiar chant and jargon of their own, that no other mortal can understand, and wherein all their laws are written, which they take special care to multiply.

We of this age have discovered a shorter, and more prudent method to become scholars and wits, without the fatigue of reading or of thinking.

Venus, a beautiful, good-natured lady, was the goddess of love; Juno, a terrible shrew, the goddess of marriage: and they were always mortal enemies.

It is a miserable thing to live in suspense; it is the life of the spider.