Every dog must have his day.

A pleasant companion is as good as a coach.

The tiny Lilliputians surmise that Gulliver's watch may be his god, because it is that which, he admits, he seldom does anything without consulting.

Reasoning will never make a man correct an ill opinion, which by reasoning he never acquired

It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally be done again: and therefore they take special care to record all the decisions formerly made against common justice and the general reason of mankind.

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

A chuck under the chin is worth two kisses.