Every dog must have his day.

Complaint is the largest tribute heaven receives and the sincerest part of our devotion.

Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind.

An excuse is a lie guarded.

Coffee makes us severe, and grave and philosophical.

In all assemblies, though you wedge them ever so close, we may observe this peculiar property, that over their heads there is room enough; but how to reach it is the difficult point. To this end the philosopher's way in all ages has been by erecting certain edifices in the air.

A secret is seldom safe in more than one breast.