Every dog must have his day.

Punning is an art of harmonious jingling upon words, which, passing in at the ears, excites a titillary motion in those parts; and this, being conveyed by the animal spirits into the muscles of the face, raises the cockles of the heart.

I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.

A pleasant companion is as good as a coach.

It is remarkable with what Christian fortitude and resignation we can bear the suffering of other folks.

I always love to begin a journey on Sundays, because I shall have the prayers of the church to preserve all that travel by land, or water.

When any one person or body of men seize into their hands the power in the last resort, there is properly no longer a government, but what Aristotle and his followers call the abuse and corruption of one.