Every dog must have his day.

He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue.

The affectation of some late authors to introduce and multiply cant words is the most ruinous corruption in any language.

Argument is the worst sort of conversation.

The chameleon, who is said to feed upon nothing but air, has of all animals the nimblest tongue.

A fig for partridges and quails, ye dainties I know nothing of ye; But on the highest mount in Wales Would choose in peace to drink my coffee.

Punning is a talent which no man affects to despise but he that is without it.