The latter part of a wise person's life is occupied with curing the follies, prejudices and false opinions they contracted earlier.

When dunces are satiric, I take it for a panegyric.

My hunger serves me instead of a clock.

Your notions of friendship are new to me; I believe every man is born with his quantum, and he cannot give to one without robbing another. I very well know to whom I would give the first place in my friendship, but they are not in the way, I am condemned to another scene, and therefore I distribute it in pennyworths to those about me, and who displease me least, and should do the same to my fellow prisoners if I were condemned to a jail.

He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue.

An idle reason lessens the weight of the good ones you gave before.

Coffee makes us severe, and grave and philosophical.