There are few, very few, that will own themselves in a mistake.

Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.

I cannot imagine why we should be at the expense to furnish wit for succeeding ages, when the former have made no sort of provision for ours.

A wise man will find us to be rogues by our faces.

A college joke to cure the dumps.

Possession, they say, is eleven points of the law.

There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.