If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste.
Jonathan SwiftThe stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet when we want shoes.
Jonathan SwiftWhen a real genius appeares in this world, you'll know him by the fact that all the fools have allied against him.
Jonathan SwiftThe first springs of great events, like those of great rivers, are often mean and little.
Jonathan Swift