When we are old, our friends find it difficult to please us, and are less concerned whether we be pleased or not.
Jonathan SwiftPatience alleviates, as impatience augments, pain; thus persons of strong will suffer less than those who give way to irritation.
Jonathan SwiftPrincipally I hate and detest that animal called man; although I heartily love John, Peter, Thomas, and so forth.
Jonathan SwiftAbstracts, abridgments, summaries, etc., have the same use with burning-glasses,--to collect the diffused light rays of wit and learning in authors, and make them point with warmth and quickness upon the reader's imagination.
Jonathan SwiftWhatever the poets pretend, it is plain they give immortality to none but themselves; it is Homer and Virgil we reverence and admire, not Achilles or Aeneas. With historians it is quite the contrary; our thoughts are taken up with the actions, persons, and events we read, and we little regard the authors.
Jonathan Swift