Bachelor's fare: bread and cheese, and kisses.
When dunces are satiric, I take it for a panegyric.
Daphne knows, with equal ease, How to vex and how to please; But the folly of her sex Makes her sole delight to vex.
T is as cheap sitting as standing.
When men grow virtuous in their old age, they only make a sacrifice to God of the devil's leavings.
An atheist has got one point beyond the devil.