The reason why so few marriages are happy is because young ladies spend their time in making nets, not in making cages.
Jonathan SwiftMy horses understand me tolerably well; I converse with them at least four hours every day. They are strangers to bridle or saddle; they live in great amity with me, and friendship of each other.
Jonathan SwiftMost sorts of diversion in men, children and other animals, are in imitation of fighting.
Jonathan Swift