I don't paint every day. I'm not that motivated. I don't do anything the same every day.

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.

I find painting a much slower process than comedy, where you can go a mile a minute verbally and hope to God that some of the people out there understand you.

My mother had a radio show - a Barbara Walters type of gal and was very successful for about 20-some years on a radio station.

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants.

Well, the most terrible fear that anybody should have is not war, is not a disease, not cancer or heart problems or food poisoning - it's a man or a woman without a sense of humor.

As a kid, I always wanted to be lots of things. I was a Walter Mitty type. I wanted to be in the French Foreign Legion, a detective, a doctor, a test pilot with a scarf, a fisherman who hauled in a tremendous marlin after a 12-hour fight.