I don't paint every day. I'm not that motivated. I don't do anything the same every day.

Now the freaks are on television, the freaks are in the movies. And it's no longer the sideshow, it's the whole show. The colorful circus and the clowns and the elephants, for all intents and purposes, are gone, and we're dealing only with the freaks.

My mother had a radio show - a Barbara Walters type of gal and was very successful for about 20-some years on a radio station.

I've always been proud of being a Marine. I won't hesitate to defend the Corps.

I may not be playing with a full deck but I don't need a full deck. I have four aces.

I was talking to a businessman, and I said, Don't you think most men are little boys? And he said, I'm no little boy! I make seventy-five thousand dollars a year. And I said, Well, the way I look at it - you just have bigger toys.

I know you can be funny without being filthy.