Lord, there's danger in this land, you get witch hunts and wars when church and state hold hands.

Richard got married to a figure skater, and he bought her a dishwasher and a coffee percolator.

You win the lasting laurels with your laughter.

My family could only afford to get me the box of eight Crayola crayons, but I craved the one with all 24 colours. I wanted magenta and turquoise and silver and gold.

Ask anyone in America where the craziest people live and they'll tell you California. Ask anyone in California where the craziest people live and they'll say Los Angeles. Ask anyone in Los Angeles where the craziest people live and they'll tell you Hollywood. Ask anyone in Hollywood where the craziest people live and they'll say Laurel Canyon. And ask anyone in Laurel Canyon where the craziest people live and they'll say Lookout Mountain. So I bought a house on Lookout Mountain.

I paint my joy and I sing my sorrow.

Some turn to Jesus and some turn to heroin.