I don't blame the people for the fact that so many movies are bad. I think there's a corrupt, perverted, lazy and sloppy attitude that's pervasive in the movie business. The whole entertainment business is kind of crumbling around us.

Comedy takes a very specific technique, specific skills.

The element of surprise wasn't allowed near the Periodic Table.

Normally you read a screenplay - and I read a lot of them - and the characters don't feel like people. They feel like plot devices or cliches or stereotypes.

Making checklists of things you're looking for in a person is the numero uno thing you can do to guarantee you'll be alone forever.

I'm tired of being tired of being tired of being.

eating is the sleeping of being awake.